After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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