is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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