My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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