its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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