so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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