White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The air was thick with penises
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I believe in your delicious
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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