Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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