either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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