So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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