I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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