What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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