he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
