pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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