is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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