If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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