Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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