Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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