He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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