i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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