Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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