Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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