Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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