i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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