you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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