In the middle of the night, Tom was sleeping on a ping-pong table butt naked holding on to a giant pink Teddy bear, talkin in his sleep saying, "soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!!"
Not trying to ruin the humor, but a jellyfish would die very quickly and any stings wouldn't be too.terrible because the cold causes skin to contract. Depending on how cold he was he could have significant loss of circulation. Unrelated, I live playing with cannonball jellies! Tourist freak the fuck out when I bring one to them and ask if they want to pet it. Lmao
I was making a Seven Pounds reference, wasn't sure as to the specifics of killing yourself with a jellyfish. However, your comment made me laugh more than anything else on here because of its unexpectedness and earnestness haha
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