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  Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?

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  STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.

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  His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted

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  I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time

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  The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka

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  No awkward lesbian experiences without me

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  You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.

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  Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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  Lol, last year was UNREAL

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  That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.

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  there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer

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  no offense but you looked like shit yesterday

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  tequila is unforgiving..

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