I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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