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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage

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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it

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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?

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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.

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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.

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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.

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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.

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