Last Night in Tennessee (731)

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  He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....

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  What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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  Maybe she gives good head

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  A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head

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  new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

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  ohh what kind?

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  who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.

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  the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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  I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.

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  Talk to you next week

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  Yah man, that place is surreal

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  Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?

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  I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.

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  You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.

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  i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview

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  Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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  We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?

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  I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.

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