Last Night in British Columbia (778)

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  No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'

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  some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"

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  working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.

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  I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

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  Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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  Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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  I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

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  I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions

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  He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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  i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.

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  I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now

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  That's weird, I usually just count sheep

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  I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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  shes about as inviting as chlamydia

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  Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in

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  We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

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  We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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