Last Night in China (+86)

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  Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.

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  Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.

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  Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.

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