Last Night in Oklahoma (918)

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  Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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  So can I buy you a drink sometime?

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  Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.

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  Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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  they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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  When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

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  After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.

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  It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.

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  im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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  Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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  And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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  I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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  I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.

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  I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.

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  My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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  My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.

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