Last Night in Florida (941)

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  If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?

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  so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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  She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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  CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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  Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche

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  Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.

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  Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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  Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?

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  Wow! You need to get laid.

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  can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?

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  idk, I had a turtle in mine.

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  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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  He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation

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  Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.

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  She is totally STD

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  Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD

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  i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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