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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs

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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.

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Best friends brother. Beat that.

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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.

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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"

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Stop drinking at work.

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