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  I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.

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  $1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

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  well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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  I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..

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  I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS

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  just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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  Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?

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  It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions

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  Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.

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  Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!

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  If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk

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