Last Night in Connecticut (475)

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  You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

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  Yeah?

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  Stuck it in his pooper.

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  just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

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  exact location. now.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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  I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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  his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.

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  we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

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  I'll be right over.

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  Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH

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  And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.

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  THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.

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  I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol

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  It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater

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  My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week

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  How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple

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