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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position

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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

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...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

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That was a text you sent me last night.

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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.

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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?

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Get out now.

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