Last Night in Quebec (514)

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  Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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  He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.

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  Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

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  His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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  take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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  What happened to chicks over dicks?

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  That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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  you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes

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  The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.

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  I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was

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  ..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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  She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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  i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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  the remaining ten - you weren't in

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  You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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  i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."

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