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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does

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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit

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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.

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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva

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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??

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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.

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