Last Night in Arizona (602)

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  Just got to costco. Where are you?

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  Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

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  How did you steal an entire pie?

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  I don't know. It's in my purse.

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  I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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  Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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  I wish they made sweatshirts for legs

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  you mean pants?

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  and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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  We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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  What will that accomplish?

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  It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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  so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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  shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry

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  69 |D_O

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  wtf does that mean??

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  it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

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  Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.

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  I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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  YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST

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  I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!

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  I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy

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