Last Night in Newfndlnd, Labradr (709)

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  so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?

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  She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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  I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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  I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number

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  you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub

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  His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"

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  just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.

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  ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.

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  She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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  its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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  a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number

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  You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

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  the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.

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  ..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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