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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.

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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

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ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

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no it doesn't.

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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

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Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids

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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"

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