Last Night in Minnesota (763)

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  dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve

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  clearly you are not from wisconsin

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  Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls

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  is that a poem?!

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  It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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  I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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  I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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  The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.

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  Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.

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  Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.

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  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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  I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...

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  I want my thong back.

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  I hate you tequila.

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  My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.

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  You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

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  Yes.

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  fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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  someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

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  that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!

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