Last Night in Indiana (765)

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  He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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  I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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  you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it

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  i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

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  Does it come with a cage?

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  yes. and food and toys.

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  i'll trade you an 8th for it

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  deal.

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  I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

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  I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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  just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.

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  I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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  So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?

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  we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.

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  let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.

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  My grandma had to be escorted out by police.

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  I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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  i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.

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