Last Night in Kansas (913)

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  Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

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  You're the best girlfriend ever.

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  hows the party?

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  ists fjcssing insceredle

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  be there in 10

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  I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

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  just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.

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  sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.

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  Let's make jello shots for tomorrow

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  What's going on tomorrow?

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  Nothing, it's Wednesday

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  some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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  We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!

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  Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.

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  The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.

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  So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?

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  you had an obligation.

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  I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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  So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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  I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.

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  Nobody is perfect

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  I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other

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  I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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