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(740): View more from Ohio

how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.

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(818): View more from California

he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house

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