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(406): View more from Montana

I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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(513): View more from Ohio

Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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(408): View more from California

We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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