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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?

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(646): View more from New York

My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.

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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage

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HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES

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(239): View more from Florida

so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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