margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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