I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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