Texts From Last Night · Clever_Bastard's Favorites

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(404): View more from Georgia

Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department

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(907): View more from Alaska

Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"

(414): View more from Wisconsin

I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea

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(409): View more from Texas

I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.

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(925): View more from California

All I want is tacobeell and your body

(1-925): View more from California

that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.

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(253): View more from Washington

There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.

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