Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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