Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
