and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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