Will you blow on my dice?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
